Presented by:

Bryan Lunduke used to be a Software Developer, Vice President of game companies, Marketing Guru at SUSE, openSUSE elected Board member.

What's he up to now? Nobody knows... It's a big mystery.

Let's face it, the future is here... and all of our computers are broken. Software is slow and buggy. Systems are only supported for a few years (at most). Everything is reliant on an active Internet connection just to function at a basic level. Even our CPUs, themselves, are inherently insecure (by design). It's utter chaos. In other words: We're all doomed.

Date:
2019 April 27 - 09:30
Duration:
45 min
Room:
HC-108
Conference:
LinuxFest Northwest 2019
Language:
Track:
Humans
Difficulty:
Easy

Happening at the same time:

  1. Computers are Broken (and we're all going to die)
  2. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    HC-108

  3. Baling Wire, Bailing Buckets, or Bailing Out
  4. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    CC-236

  5. Elephant on a Cloud
  6. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    HC-103 Postgres

  7. UEFI Boot for Mere Mortals
  8. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    CC-208

  9. Let's build our own Internet-of-Things
  10. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    CC-115

  11. The Top Seven Database Mistakes You Are Making
  12. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    CC-200

  13. Playing in the Sandbox
  14. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    CC-114

  15. Audio Production on Linux
  16. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    HC-104 Jupiter

  17. Logging, Metrics and APM at Scale
  18. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    G-103

  19. Try Linux Tutorium
  20. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 09:30

    Room:
    CC-234

  21. Make a music synthesizer in Bash
  22. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 10:00

    Room:
    CC-202 Tutorials

  23. Blender 2.8: An intro to 3D Animation
  24. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 10:00

    Room:
    CC-201 Tutorials

  25. LPIC-1 Preparation Session
  26. Start Time:
    2019 April 27 10:00

    Room:
    HC-112 LPI